Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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