I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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