Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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