Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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