3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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