I heard we made out
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
