What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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