i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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