how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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