Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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