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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Crying babies in a bar. Really?

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  And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom

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  You know how us drunks love counting steps

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup

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  now he is talking to a potato

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• (456): View more from

  im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Sober January is a disaster.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just wanna be euthanized

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  Thas it

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!

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