Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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