you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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