He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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