I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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