What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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