I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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