i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You ruined the universe
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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