No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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