No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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