Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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