i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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