Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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