found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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