Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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