Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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