never play flip cup with pint glasses
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
