Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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