Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
There r osticjed everywhere
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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