Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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