I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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