he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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