I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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