She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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