Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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