when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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