He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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