gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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