We're facebook friends in real life
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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Goodbee
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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