I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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