Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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