tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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