So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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