I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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