I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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