I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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