My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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