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(859): View more from Kentucky

Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes

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(732): View more from New Jersey

some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.

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(407): View more from Florida

He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances

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(831): View more from California

she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?

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(443): View more from Maryland

told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...

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(217): View more from Illinois

And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.

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(563): View more from Iowa

dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes

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