eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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