I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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